We all know I have trouble restraining myself. I want to be the fastest and strongest and hottest and smartest chica in town, and for unexplainable reasons, I believe that's possible. I mean, my pic over there is fucking Wonder Woman, for fuck's sake. I want to Do All The Things!
If you also have that problem, read this post for a pleasant, concise reminder not to be such a massive idiot:
I like that she compares your body to a bank account...that I can comprehend!